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When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach
I woke up this morning with a crusty stomach, i couldnt be bothered cleaning up last noght
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When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.
The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.
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When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.
"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."
To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
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When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
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crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot
i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.
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A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.
Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .
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