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Club America's bitch. They suck. They dont believe in winning championships. They chase for the runner-up position in which they have the most titles. They have often been referred to as "los clientes del america" due ti them losing 99% of their games vs America.
Did you see Cruz Azul lost to Club America again?
Yeah they are America's clientes
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A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.
He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.
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To abandon struggling individuals during a time of great crisis rather than take personal responsibility.
1. I can't believe Ted chose to pull a Cruz and fly to Cancun during the great Texas winter storm of 2021.
2. It was shocking that Newt would pull a Cruz and leave his cancer-stricken wife for his mistress.
3. Donald choose to pull a Cruz by refusing to create a coordinated vaccination plan.
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An Over-achieveing Puerto Rican that can't figure out the meaning to life. Always poops himself when a girl talks to him but can manage to get a mediocre SAT score. Dumb ass nugget that everyone wants to shank. But he cool though.
-You see Trey Cruz over there?
-Yeah, he pooped his pants talking to Felisha yesterday.
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She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?
"shit, its Mrs Cruz. What she want this time?"
"run, mate, that Cruz bitch is eyeing us!"
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Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories
James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.
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When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.
I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.
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