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When you soak cut cubes of watermelon in vodka, rum or moonshine. then eat them. Kind of like a 'lazy man's' jello-shot
the plus side is they are insanly easy/fast to make/mass produce
is far better with moonshine. asst. flavored 'white' rum (i.e. malibu coconut is ok) is also better than vodka. they're called vodka cubes because that's how they were originally
fuck jello-shots, I'm making five times as many vodka cubes in half the time
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A puzzle made famous in the 80's, died out in the 90's due to video games, and resurfaced in the 00's when the internet gave solutions. Rubik's brand cube's are known to be the worst 3x3 cubes available. They are stiff and hard to turn. Independent companies (mainly chinese) make DIY cubes. These are smooth, fast, and are what "cubers" use (people who solve the cube). The Rubik's Cube is the hardest thing to do solo, but the easiest to do with a tutorial. Don't believe anyone who says they solved it in under 2 months with no help. The Fridrich Method (CFOP) is the most popular and fastest method out. The current world record and world record average use this method. The WCA (like the NBA, but for cubes) keeps track of every solve ever done in a competition. Current world record is 7.08 seconds, and average of 5 solves is 8.54. You don't have to be smart to learn to solve it, but you have to be determined, like juggling.
David: I can solve the Rubik's cube in under 17 seconds every time.
Non-cuber: NO WAI, LYKE HOWWS DO YOU DO IT TEACH ME!!I ALWAYS PEEL THE STICKERS OFF!!!111!ONE
David: *facepalm*
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one of the realest, hardest best rappers of all time. one of the founders of gangsta rap along with Eazy-E, Dr.Dre, MC Ren, and DJ Yella. Now though, he's not as hard. He doesn't rap much anymore and now only acts in shitty movies. His rapping legend will live forever!!!
Ice Cube was one of the realest niggaz ever to hit the scene.
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Great fucking system!!! Anyone who says it's a kiddy system is obviously a 12 year old kid who jacks off to his mom's victoria's secret catalogs.
Gamecube is great, it has all the hot exclusives like MGS Twin Snakes, Mario Kart: Double Dash, SSB Melee, Metroid Prime, and many more. Also it has the kickass Wavebird controler, and comes in more colors than black. (And for the record I'm not a Nintendo fan boy, i have a PS2 as well)
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Pile O' Poo Paper. This is when you wipe and leave so much shitty paper in the toilet it soaks up all the water and has to be removed manually. Use this in conjunction with the Upper Decker and you're guaranteed to piss someone off.
I hate that mother fucker. This is his house? I'm going to go leave a "P Cubed (P^3) Upper Decker".
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The only console with first party titles that don't suck, for example: Metroid Prime 1 & 2, Mario Sunshine, and Zelda.
Also has many great games that were realesed for multiple platforms, such as Viewtiful Joe and Resident Evil.
Also, it has a small form factor making it great to bring on a trip! Plus it doesn't over heat!
NOTE: A first party title is a title developed and published by the company that makes the hardware (in this case Nintendo, which makes the Gamecube). Halo is not a first party title as it was created, designed, and programed by Bungie. Microsoft (the creators of X-Box) only bought the rights to Halo ! & 2 and was not actually involved in the creative process. The only good games for PS2 are either fighters or made by Capcom, a company which makes lots of fighters.
NOTE 2: The network adapter is not for going online. If you read carefully enough, you would see it said LAN, or local area network, adapter. This is the smae as playing Halo on system link. Not actually on the internet, just on a network. This feature is used in games such as Mario Kart: Double Dash and Phantasy Star Online Episodes 1 & 2.
Guy1: OH schnap! It's Metroid Prime!
Guy2: Pshh, HL2 ripoff!
Nintendork: Metroid was made in teh 80's nub, long before half-life!
Guy1: OH SCHNAP!
Guy2:I am shamed!
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What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.
Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.
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