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a male pubic hair style when one shave the pubes from on top of the shaft, but leve the scrotum as is, giving the genitals a "mountain man" look
lauren told me she enjoyed seeing andrews peeking cucumber
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When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.
Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!
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To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'
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Exceedingly cool. Used in the same vein as cool beans.
That haircut is beastly cucumbers.
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A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.
Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?
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A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
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By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.
She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.
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