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Taking your morning dump, aka dropping a deuce.
Every morning, I shower, shave, and attempt the daily double
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A website that speaks and shows the truth about the leftist cult.
The Liberals hate The Daily Wire because it shows how stupid they are.
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A cool coffee house in an area of Washington. Many people hang out there and consume massive amounts of caffine.
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one of the dumbest shows ever put on tv along with mtv(the reality show channel),will and grace,pee wee herman,drawn together and family guy
the daily show sucks and democrats suck,i'm a pissed off ex-democrat,not a republican so stuff that one up your fag ass
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Originally,a fairly entertaining show for all not unlike Win Ben Stein's Money back when Jimmy Kimmel was still funny.
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Now,a soapbox for that stiff Jon Stewart who has a constant hard on and is an incessant whiner.
Fuck the daily show.Fuck it right in the ass.
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The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.
Example A
"Hey how was school today?"
"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."
Example B
"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"
This, is the daily beatdown.
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1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week
Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).
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