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The best fucking player ever, has the potential to be the best ever midfielder known to man.
Girl-Omg dale Stephens is so hot
Jacob-I would fuck him
Somebody who takes the credit.
Someone who steals the spotlight for someone else's work.
"He took all the credit for our short film. What a Dale Squires!"
Friend: You know I directed that movie. Beck wrote it and Andre did all the music and editing. What did you do?
Dale Squires: I took the credit.
Friend: Well, that's mean. You should at least share the credit with us.
Dale Squires: Man, you really don't get Hollywood, do you?
Friend: What a Dale Squires!
Phrases that represent a dale squires:
That's showbiz!
That's Hollywood!
When you and a buddy are Eiffel Tower-ing a girl wearing fake mustaches and sunglasses. When you nut, you tell “PRAISE DALE” and throw the girl into a wall.
Kyle and I Double Dale’d a girl last night. She swore she wouldn’t be able to walk for a week
The smexiest tampon to exist, also did the devils tango with a werewolf
"Lucas Dale is an absolute dumbass" -NNK
When hitting it from behind. keep repositioning her so her face keeps getting closer and closer to the head board. then just as you bust swipe her hands out from in front of her and let her face slam off the head board!
Dude did you hear I did the dale earnhardt to a powerliner's girlfriend
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Popular driver that has minimal skill at driving and is very good at selling t-shirts
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When you still got that old number 3 cap on and drinking you a Mountain Dew watching the race
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