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Any action that is believed to eventually end with a negative consequence
"That's such a danger game leaving your bong in the middle of the floor man."
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Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).
Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.
Would love to be a super hero.
Hence, Danger Dwarf
XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?
'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!
Oh yea? I bet u I could!
A much better term for a spork
I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes
The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.
Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."
Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
“Danger Word” -opposite of a safety word. To push further during intercourse.
You don’t have a danger word? Ya man, I say “teacup” and she knows to back off but if I say “please” that bitch knows to crank it up.