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When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.
Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."
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The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.
The timing of that pet deer was perfect
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a place where lobsterman go lobstering with the ass cracks sticking out and drinking beer all day CAP
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When someone wipes their vagina and the small tissue parts break off and stay inside and when you eat them out you lick the tiny tissue balls out and spit it into the girls face like a spitball. Note that you must be licking the vagina like a deer drinking water for it to be a true deer spitball.
That was an amazing deer spitball last night.
Give me the old deer spitball.
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A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.
Raj al Punjaab just came out of the bathroom with a fresh steaming pile of Deer Mayo --- Yummy!
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A Deer that you are chasing on the popular game; The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, that will run behind a rock, and disappear
Pete: I was playing oblivion last night and was chasing this deer, and it went behind a rock and disappeared!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!! PROPER STEALTH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit
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That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.
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