Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

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Lying Deleter

See: Kristogar Velo

Kristogar Velo is a lying deleter!

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CTRL + ALT + DELETE

CTRL + ALT + DELETE a popular webcomic, they celebrate the gaming season 'Winter-een-mas' there

Whoa, dude CTLR + ALT + DELETE owns! Lets celebrate Winter-een-mas

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delete your account

The ultimate RT Twitter insult.

Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.

Jeb Bush: (picture of a gun, titled) America
Edward Snowden: delete your account

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control alt delete

used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse

The gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.

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beat and delete

when you ss nudes beat your meat to them. then delete them

i pulled the dws, but it was just a beat and delete

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meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!