September the 3rd
The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?
Jessica: The 3rd?
Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
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-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it
and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck
-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)
on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!
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This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked
Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works
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National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed
Boy your luckier than a sucked dick
When a young twink hops around on one leg pretending to suck a dick.
Wow, he is doing the Pied Piper of Sucking Dick