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Alphabet Diet

A 26-day diet (A-Z) where one eats only foods that start with the letter of that day

"Hey Yvonne Do you want some pancakes?" "No thanks, I'm on day 2 of my alphabet diet. I'll have a banana, blueberry muffin, and some bacon please."

by In_The_Belly_Of_A_Whale January 21, 2011

13👍 4👎


Somali Diet

A diet that uses ingredients of mainly of plain rice, nuts seeds, no fat or sugar and very little meat to save money

I am doing the somali diet.

by chico101 October 23, 2014

15👍 5👎


App diet

Deleting a lots of apps from your smartphone that you haven't used in a long time.

I went on an app diet when I got my new iPhone and went from five pages of apps to two.

by Helmsdown April 25, 2015


Stripper diet

A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less

Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.

Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.

by Ishootsideways August 29, 2016


The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.

Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.

by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009


Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey March 31, 2011


Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

by Saint.Patrick January 5, 2021