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The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage
My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
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Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
Hey can I get the pretty boy swag discount on this pair of jeans?
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In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
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i love chicken and i hate math
damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr
related to the term "five finger discount", whereas instead of obtaining an item for free by shoplifting, additionally obtaining whatever is currently in the store's register through threat (armed robbery). name originates from the presence of all ten fingers of victims of the discount being in the air (hands in the air).
Timmy was caught claiming a five finger discount on a bottle of Heineken, and thus performed a ten finger discount on the liquor store in retaliation.
During the ottoman period "bosnian discount" was used a saying when a turk banged a bosnian.
Yeah..... I gave her a big discount.....the bosnian discount
Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.
“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”