clockwork disorder

Clockwork Disorder is Acoustic/Comedy/Jam band from Auburn Maine

Wow...I just listened to some Clockwork Disorder its so good

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LFA Disorder

Lack of Female Attention disorder effects 1 in every 2 men.

Dude 1: You gettin bitches?
Dude 2: Nah, I’ve been diagnosed with LFA disorder

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Bipolar Disorder

bi.po.lar dis.or.der |bīˈpōlər-disˈôrdər|
Noun

Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.

Sean: Dude look at Shelly's boobs...they are so perfect.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.

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Eating Disorder

Someone whom being in close proximity to whilst procuring nourishment exhibits such foul eating habits that projectile ralphing ensues.

George Costanza has an eating disorder.

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unipolar disorder

Opposite of bipolar

Tommy has a bipolar disorder, he has split personalities. However I have a unipolar disorder.

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Ginger Disorder

It’s a disorder where you’re cursed with being a Ginger. You get picked on for it. You may have red hair, freckles, and no soul. If you have any on these you may have Ginger Disorder.

Guy/Girl: Hey look it’s a Ginger!
Me/You: I’m not a Ginger I just have Ginger Disorder.

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Posttraumatic Prison Disorder

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.