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Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.
Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.
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a girl that has a very scarred face and teeth that appear that she chews or dives onto rocks and stops herself with her grill.
Bro, you musta been trashed last night to have had sex with that cliff diver.
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When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.
Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"
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A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .
"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"
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When a singer ususlly in porn music or a fuck diva usually the same thing after there performance dives off the stage and into the audience and lets anyone who wants to fuck them.
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When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!
Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her
e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?
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"Dumpster" is tacked on to the word "diver." A "diver" is short for "muff diver." When one adds "dumpster" to it, then the conotation is obvious: someone is diving into a cavernous, dirty, nasty ... cavity. But take the origin of "Dumpster!" Usually it has "cum" in front of it (as in "cum dumpster"). So now we can think of an alternate definition as having to do with sloppy seconds, or thirds ... or more. When "diving" in this manner, there is usually an echo and vile residue involved.
My face was all sticky and covered in pecker snot at that party last night when I decided to be a dumpster diver with that nasty skank.
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