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A song that has lyrics that glorify the end of a romantic relationship.
Ray-J song "No More", Tevin Campbell song "Goodbye", and the R. Kelly and Nivea duet "Laundromat" are divorce songs.
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Bob: Fuck! I think I got my girl pregnant....
Fred: Time for a Mexican divorce!
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The unintended weight loss that occurs from going through a divorce. Possibly nature's way of removing 15 years of being a sloth to get you ready for dating again. Don't throw the old clothes out yet; all lost weight comes back once settled down after the rebound relationship.
Holy shit, Monica is looking hot! She must be hitting the gym after Todd left her.
Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.
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When you practically will do any-thing to end your marriage you are feeling rather divorce prone.
Women approaches man in bar and says " noone is above straying these days ... the only reason I'm at this bar because I'm feeling rather divorce prone!
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the legel seperatoin of 2 peson it couses misunderstandings or differences of opinions . the somali ppl says dee waa jilicday iguma so coto iminka wa ka dahmatey wa in aan iska furo
my exwife she doesn't gives me enough attention dee was ban ku furey
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a divorce that is executed on line, e.g. through an email or a social networking site.
The guy wants to have an e-divorce from his wife because he thinks she is errant.
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A wife bears six or so children- husband then deserts them.
My cousin Eileen and her brood were surprised to learn they had become the unfortunate subjects of an Irish divorce.
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