I don't see me follow

A slang term often used by nuns that expresses their ineptitude and lack of intelligence on so many levels.

"The answer is right, see I don't me follow."

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Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

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Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

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Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

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Don't Get Behind Me

Indian-American slang for "do not make trouble for me".

Don't get behind me, you asshole guy!

Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

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