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Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door
Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.
Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh
A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.
Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.