Smoky Doughnut

When two people share a cigarette by puffing it with their anuses, and then fart smoke rings.

"Hey there, you want to share a smoky doughnut?"

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doughnut runner

A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.

After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.

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folded doughnut

The split mound that appears in a woman's vaginal area when her outer labia create the appearance of a doughnut folded into her underwear.

Jesus, did the see the folded doughnut on that chick?

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Doughnut Cocaine

a witty way of describing powdered sugar.

Me and my friends were making doughnuts the other day and had to coat them with doughnut cocaine.

I snorted some doughnut cocaine the other day around my friends and it burned.

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jelly doughnut

Before you ejaculate during intercourse, pull out and shoot your load in a circlular motion around your parters face (simulating the glaze). Then you crack them full fisted in the nose so it gushes blood. (Simulating the jelly)

Chris Wagner likes to recieve a jelly doughnut every morning before work.

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glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

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powdered doughnut

when some idiot snorts too much cocaine at work and is too busy to wipe his nose, the end result is a circular encrusted nostril
that greets his table with no eye contact and perspiration.

servers in florida remind me of myself a long time ago, thank god I got my Shit together now and can laugh. Hey lick that powdered doughnut off her

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