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When your favored underdog sports team achieves a 0-0 result.
This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."
Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."
If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
Scotland Football League won the Draw-Win Award against England. Yes!
A game popularized by students at University of Northern Iowa, where two contestants squat ten feet apart, remove pants and undergarments, and place hands under their buttocks. The first contestant to successfully defecate into his/her hand and throw fecal matter that strikes their opponent is the winner.
In order to settle a friendly dispute over sports team preference, Charles and Grant decided to play the Quick Draw Game. The game ended with Grant admitting that the Trail Blazers were, in fact, the better team, and visiting the doctor for pinkeye infection.
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When one false claims a rape, when it was voluntarily given away.
He was fucking her in both draw legs.
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Life drawing classes are art classes where the students are asked to draw nude human beings. The model to be drawn is often times either very good looking, or ugly, but no matter what needs to be depicted as lovely, natural, human beings. Artistic types will often go to classes because they are basically asked to draw porn, and look at naked people.
"Dude, I was in one of my life drawing classes today and this chicks tits were like huge, you totally need to join."
"But don't you have to look at naked GUYS too????"
"Well ya, but still...."
"I'd rather just look at porn, or pay my own stripper', thank you very much."
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The anxiety you feel when making a math test or doing some kind of mathematical homework and you need to draw a curved line in a graphic, because you are afraid you will fuck up the entire graph.
Teacher: Where are all your lines in the graphs? Why didn`t you do your homework?!
Suzanne: I tried to draw them but got graphic draw anxiety everytime I wanted to start.
Teacher: That`s the best excuse ever!
It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil
The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.
Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."
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