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A prominent member of the punk/metal crew at mountianview. Drunkenduncan first got his name due to the fact that he spent the better part of freshman year drunk out of his mind, and sophmore year... screw it, he's always drunk. The best part is, he's the only true punk kid that refuses to wear the standard dress code, but courduroys and a white t-shirt. Duncan has been known to lay a heavy hand on the beer runs, using his technique called the shuffle, wich is described as not a walk, but just slow enough to not be a run, but if that fails, he can always just get on the news with a bottle of tequilla, or by tossing was mart employees on thier heads.It gets even more indifferen't. Possibly a virtuoso, drunken started playing guitar just before freshman year, and was recievng claim as a musician by the summer of last year. DrunkenDuncan has been involved in probably more felonies than he can count, and has been known to call out absolutely everybody on thier shit, so if youre gonna lie about youre alchohol tolerance, don't do it around him. he will call you out to a drink off, and if you don't keep up, youll come home with a black eye. possibly the most hardcore 4.0 student ever, drunken duncan claims that if a regular prep faggot were to hang out with him for 24 hours, there would be two outcomes, either the prep has died of alchohol poisoning in a forest, or he as an intense alchohol addiction, nine fingers, and will never shit right again... to say the least, isn't even eighteen.
drunken duncan has been known to drink roughly ten beers, and still be able to snake a case of beer at safeway, while falling down in the store by using his shuffle.
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When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.
Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.
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If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.
Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass
When a man makes out with a obese woman with lots of rolls, and then continues to make love to the fat rolls.
Dude Tyler totally pulled a drunken dinner roll with Heather last night!
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A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight
That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed
No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu
An amazing group of friends who would do anything for each other. These friends face all their problems head on and never give up. They are full of ambition, passion, humor, awkwardness, beauty, and most importantly love. Nothing gets in the way of the drunks, they will always stay side by side no matter how long it has been since they’ve seen each other or talked. One of them just needs to call and we all show up. Together they are a force to be reckoned with and I sure feel bad for anyone who gets on their bad side.
These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.
*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*
“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
“Look it’s the Drunken Salad Club! I wish I had friends like that!”
A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
Random Person1: Who's that over there?
Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!
Random Person1: Does he even have a name?
Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.
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