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When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
An eBay pirate is someone who buys a limited release item like a sneaker or piece of memorabilia for the simple purpose of flipping it for a profit - not because they are a collector or a fan.
I went to the Etnies website to pick up the new Rad movie kicks and they were sold out and scooped by eBay pirates.
When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.
Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.
noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.
Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"
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Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.
Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.
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