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The best person you’ll ever meet, like honestly. They’re such a sweet and caring person and I would do anything for them. They really do fill my heart with joy and love and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with her.
Rando: “So what’s your girlfriends name?”
Me: Eden, Eden Rhea, and she’s the best damn girlfriend I’m ever gonna have
basically an asian african who needs tweezers to beat off
Eden is the most lean guy you'll ever meet. He has more veins than you can count. you can find Eden cruise being a skull with all the girls or boosting it on the streets, being a rally driver. Eden is the most sarcastic boy you'll meet but also the nicest guy you'll meet. No one will eve be as cool as eden cruise
"wow you're lean"
"yeah but not as lean as Eden Cruise"
The cutest and most perfect couple anyone will ever meet. They are like the stars and the moon, peanut butter and jelly, they are meant to be. They were friends at first but quickly fell for eachother. They both find eachother irresistible and without knowing their love will create such a strong bond that they can’t even picture themselves with another.
Did you see Eden and Austin?
Yes! I wish I had a relationship like them
The worst person that has ever stepped foot on this earth. She WAS a vocal teacher for many LACHSA vocal students over the years. She would often portray herself as a “teaching musician”. Every class that she teaches starts with doing A warmup she uses called L and C’s, and keeps doing that warmup until everyone in the class is on the brink of death. Although her access to be a vocal teacher in that certain school has been... terminated, she still continues to pursue her dying career as a performer in many operas that are deemed too old for young people in today’s world. If she reads this, fuck you lisa
Person 1: “ah fuck We’ve got to get to Lisa eden’s class now”
Person 2: “i’d rather watch 5 horses having an orgy than look at her makeup filled, eyeshadowed, dark, hateful face ever again.”
The two most imaginative people and so amazing and kinda a Sam and Colby rip off but are so much more unique
Person1: Eden and Jaclynn are so weird
Person2:lamo ya in a good way
Most famous for being engaged to actor Taylor Lautner, an Eden McCarthy is a total badass. She's cool, admired and has massive boobs.
Person A: Hey did you see that girl, dude?
Person B: yeah, the one with the massive boobs, red lipstick and walks like a boss!?
Person A: yeah, that one, shes a total Eden McCarthy.