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A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.
My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!
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the kind of dump that requires a seatbelt and a sweat rag... typically experienced the next morning after a visit to the Egos Karaoke Bar...
I had the worst Egos Shits of my life this morning... My neighbor called to see if I was ok...
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A person who is always ahead of themselves and thinks they’re better than everyone else. That person thinks that whatever they do is amazing and that they are the best
Donald Trump: “Yo that girl michelle there definitely likes me because how hot I am to everyone in this grade to be honest,”
Barack Obama “Stop having a big ego before i beat you!”
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The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.
That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.
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It's the fuel for a bro's ego.
I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.
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A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.
Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
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Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.
Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.
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