Grassley-eyed

To be in an position of power and yet completely ignore the common courtesies of social interactions. This is especially prominent among WASP cis males in the Republican Party.

Example: when Sen Chuck Grassley failed to introduce Mrs. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavenaugh hearings.

My date was a grassley-eyed jerk! He interrupted me by first saying "let me not interrupt you" and then don't bother introducing me to his friends at the party

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Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

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cock eyed

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

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cock-eyed

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

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cunt eyed

Derogatory term for anything. Refreshing change to the use of 'fucking' replacing every adjective.

Brian was so fat he couldn't get his fat arse on the cunt eyed bus

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doe-eyed

Josie McCoy from "Josie and the Pussycats".

She is the very DEFINITION of the word.

More accurately, it is the actor that portrays Josie, Rachael Leigh Cook, who is the "doe-eyed beauty". But it's this movie that accentuates her big brown eyes the most.

Rachael Leigh Cook is a doe-eyed beauty
Josie McCoy is a doe-eyed beauty

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Cow-eyed

When someone gives you big eyes to make you feel guilty or to convince you to do something

She asked me to make cookies even though I was tired. I did it because she cow-eyed me

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