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A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted
Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli
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A 4 year old girl who's obsessed with frozen
Did you see Ely on the table singing let it go?
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Eli is the guy that every girl wants, but he's hard to get. He is that ex-boyfriend that you'll always want, but he probably moved on in a day. Once you're his ex, it's game over, he acts like you're a stranger, but it's okay. When you're together, he's amazing, but his mind is so dirty you need a permanent maid. He makes you make bad decisions, but he doesn't care anymore. Overall, he's a good guy, but you need to be careful, don't let him make your life hell.
Oh Eli? Yeah, I know who he is, he's trouble but hot.
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A happy go lucky girl who is always calm. But when mad, Elis will turn into a fire-breathing dragon. So do not mess with Elis. Also, Elis is a sensitive person.
Be friends with Elis
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A very short boy with long blond hair that is almost always quiet. although, he acts like a sloth. He never does anythingphysical if he doesn't need to unless it is climbing.
Eli can also be a meme lord. Once he finds a meme he likes it never dies in him.
Eli is very kind though and down to earth. He can make you laugh and is one of the few people whos minds are not totally in the gutter
that kid refuses to move unless he is climbing, he must be an Eli
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Eli. Oh eli. Sweet. Represents what the American dream looks like. Has broad shoulders. Loves country music and kicking ass. Very attractive. Usually has a relative in the military. Eli will be cool but knock the shit out of someone the next second if they are harming his friends or family. Eli is swoon as hell and has a badass dad. Everyone should have an Eli in there life
Jami you whore, who are you dating?
Eli, Jessica, I’m dating Eli.
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