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The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).
Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.
A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.
1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
(n.) a jackass, moron, idiot, etc.;
could refer to a self-centered person, or Elon Musk's peons in the government
Get these fuckin elons out of the government.
Elon’s a boy in the Caribbean who lives Trinidad who has a big cock and is also know as the harem lord. He also is single and is look for a smally.