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When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.
I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.
When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.
Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!
When you shit water splashes up into your asshole
My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.
Something that makes you cry like a baby.
I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.
A sex move; typically performed by gay men on each other. The dominant male will insert a greased potato into the rectal cavity of his partner, and both men will masturbate all over the bed sheets. Traditionally, both men will sleep together in the semen-covered sheets after the action has been performed.
Two of my friends did an Idaho enema in my parent's bedroom at a party. Cleaning that out the next morning was a disaster! the whole room smelled like a casting couch.
The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!