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When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.
How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.
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A funny video from funny youtuber that people constantly put in jimmyhere's discord server and constantly supmit for his ylyls
Guy 1:Hey meg have you seen Peter Griffin in City Escape?
Meg:yes its not funny why do you keep asking me this?
Guy1: shut up meg.
The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!
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The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.
I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.
Escape Affair: A synonym for the phrase, ‘escape sex’, this describes the desire for a person to seek out romance and sexual relations with an ‘outside neutral party’ that helps them forget what they are trying to escape from.
Veronica was so frustrated after years of work on the Penske File, that she hated her work, her colleagues and even her husband. She needed an ‘Escape Affair’ To try and mask her feelings, she needed to escape with someone who didn’t want to talk about her problems. So she started banging the milkman!
A life hack that escapes the matrix rather than just something small that completes homework or cooking a litte faster. tldr: an upgraded version of "life hack"
Abraham Lincoln: Bro while everyone was digging for gold, I was selling the shovels
you: damn, that isn't just a life hack, that literally vm escapes the gold-digging simulation
Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.
Corpse crawling on building site
"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone