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Most economically prosperous union in the entire world. Inhabitants think they are amazing just because they're richer and smarter then us Americans. But we are are a military hyperpower, so there.
"Us Europeans think we rule just because we're rich."
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They're usually higher up. Perky
Me: I'm going to hang out with hot babe today
Dan: European boobs?
Me: You know it!
Dan: European boobs?
Me: You know it!
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This is utilized the morning after rather than taking an actual shower. So in place of an actual shower, you reapply deodorant and a healthy dose of cologne.
I smell a little funky today because I overslept and had to take a European shower this morning.
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adj. The state of something being so radical and potentially dangerous that it exceeds the rest of the world's standards of "extremeness." The modifier, "European" refers to the higher, snobbier, level of sophistication which comes with the existing extreemeness. The phrase was coined by the video game Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, where the European Extreme mode was an additional difficulty level unavailable in the United States on the release of the first version of Metal Gear Solid 3.
Person A: Damn, that guy looks like he's built out of marble and carved by Michelangelo himself, he must workout like a fiend!
Person B: You don't know the half of it, he runs 20 miles in the morning, lifts for 3 hours in the afternoon, and runs another 20 miles in the evening. He does this even in the dead of winter.
Person A: Shit, that routine is European Extreme man.
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Some people refer to Eastern Europe as the "European Mexico"
Due to the unfourtunate poverty and . . . such
Guy: Its a shame what its like in Eastern Europe. It kind of reminds me of Mexico
Some Dude: yah guy it ISS the European Mexico!
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Alluded to in ancient texts and popular culture, these "regions" are false divisions of the European whole. Religious in nature, often referes to by Francists, who wholeheartedly beleive in the region known as France. See also: France.
Europe is not an amorphous blob. It is several European Regions, which are indepenant.
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A sex position in which the man is standing and the womam procedes to masterbate the man with her armpit while blindfolded.
Jen gives European Casualties like its her job.
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