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Abdelmasieh: Hey Reda, thanks for sending me that whore Eva.
Reda: Mesh, she good, all egyptian people in Jersey City know that.
Abdelmasieh: She can keep a secret too, I love her!
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Chick from MGS 3: Snake Eater. There's a lot of twists about her and ADAM you find out at the end of the game that really pissed me off. She basically just helps snake out, except when she gets injured and you have to run through the woods with her. I found it easier just to knock her unconsicence (sp) with the AK-47 and drag her weak ass throughout the forest.
Fanboys from around the world play MGS 3 just to knock EVA out and zoom in on her boobies with the sniper rifle.
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An Eva is hilarious. She is quite loud but can get scared at some things. She loves chocolate . An Eva has ginger hair and wears a lot of makeup. She is a great cook and a great artist.
Bob: OMG! Have you seen Eva’s cooking skills?
Geoff: Hell yeah and have you seen her artist skills.
Sinead: Yeah but she wears A LOT of makeup
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Eva is an amazing woman , she’s a good funny friend , sometimes can be a big crackhead . She’s also super gay . And she has a girlfriend named Dayne (the god of all gays ) and they are super gay . She’s head over heals for Dayne . And she has a good friend called Tyler .
Dayne : bro who’s that *checking Eva out *
Tyler : thats Eva *signalling dayne to ask Eva out *
Dayne : ShEs so fucking hot , I'm literally melting help .
And all this time Eva is sitting right next to dayne and they are already dating
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Eva, ah I have a million words to describe this gorgeous girl.Firstly, my absolute best friend don't know where I'd be without her.At first Eva will seem really shy and quiet,but once you get to know her she absolutely never stops talking and laughing.If you're friends with an Eva never let her go because she's the best friend anyone could ever ask for.She is super sporty and athletic,she gets all the lads with her good looks and her stunning figure.Her smile and her eyes could actually light up a dark room and make everyone else instantly feel happier when they see her.Eva is really smart and doesn't even have to try to get good grades on tests because apparently she has a photographic memory.If she's anything like the Eva I know she's really horny and wants a boyfriend.She's artsy creative and has a way with words.If you become best friends with Eva never ever let her go.
Boy:Who's she?
Other Boy:You don't Eva?She's like the hottest chick in the school,you for sure must be living under a rock.Coolest girl i know.
Boy:You should go ask her out,but change into your grey sweatpants first she looks like the kinda girl who digs those.
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Often The Name Of A hot Stuck up Lesbian who likes dildos
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