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it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.
Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...
*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.
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A United States of America where slavery never existed, where there was no misery, where blacks were employed and didn't work for free, where they actually enjoyed the first 400 years, where the Constitution was written by W.E.B. Du Bois, where there wasn't any Reconstruction and the Civil War never happened, where a black woman was voted head of the KKK, Malcolm Little dies as an old man, and Dr. King reads his eulogy, where Bill O'Reilly reads from the Quran, and President Bush sends his condolences to Iran, the Crips never occurred so there were never any Bloods to attack them, where there wasn't even any hood to fight over in the first place, where it was all black. Everything.
You would never know
If you could ever be
If you never try
You would never see
Stayed in Africa
We ain’t never leave
So there were no slaves in our history
Were no slave ships, were no misery, call me crazy, or isn’t he
See I fell asleep and I had a dream, it was all black everything
~Lupe Fiasco
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A show in which a man named Adam Connover ruins everything you knew about the world. Examples include: divorce, history, exercise, sex, etc. Recently he has done an animated series called adam ruins history.
Adam: "Hi, i'm Adam Connover, and this is Adam ruins everything"
Literally any other person around him: "Oh god..."
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A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.
Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(
Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3
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everything in a relationship plus marriage
boy:you are my everything plus 1
girl: awe :)
To come on your partner’s face while simultaneously spraying their face with various condiments typically used on food
Last night was crazy! I gave that bitch everything under the sun!
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correctly quoted as "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything" in the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. it was proposed by philosophers to the great computer "Deep Thought". long story short the answer is 42.
"Oh deep thought, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"
"42"
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