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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014


Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014


writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

by QuacksO March 03, 2019


demolition executive

Demolition Executives are people appearing to be executive leaders or appearing to have authority over sphere(s) of influence, that make critical (seemingly bumbling) mistakes at semi-strategic milestones in order to implode the area over which they hold dominion (Corporation, Organization, Political Position). Sometimes overtly self-destructive, but more often a subtle form of long-term corporate espionage where operations costs are driven up to offset profit and literally companies "Fall into their own footprint," becoming ripe for acquisition and mergers. Common tools in the arsenal of the Demo Exec are plausible deniability, projection, and self effacement. Common psychological responses to Demo Execs are Denial, and Stockholm Syndrome.

Dude, time to roll. They brought in a Demolition Executive.

by Support Sherpa April 02, 2020


Self-execute

1. To do something yourself for yourself
2. To do something yourself to yourself
3. To do something yourself with yourself

He decided to self-execute his subconscious as to get unneeded info out of him as that subliminal flush wasn't as effective as he thought he needed.

by TrueBlueHue1 May 30, 2024


Executive Workout

To drink a couple of tallboys in the sauna after a hard workout.

Hey bob, want to hit the gym for an executive workout after the meeting tonight?

by KingOfUOIT October 04, 2010


Executive lounge

BEST GROUPCHAT EVER. Everyone in there is hilarious and i love all of u. seriously i actually love u guys so much and i hope we can meet one day☹️🙏

Shays friend: Who r u texting??
Shay: oh my FAV PEOPLE EVER. Executive lounge!

by shylar jones 🧚‍♀️💞 November 23, 2021