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When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.
Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.
Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience
Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse
Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator
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A kickass band that fell short because their front man, Hendrix, died from drugs.
that sucks that the jimi hendrix experience couldnt go on to make more music becuz they were awsome
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When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.
When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.
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The type of acts that and older gay man (usually married) uses to lure young boys into gay sexual experiences with them. These acts usually involve some sort of over nite experience or "sleepover" where the deplorable gay acts occur, including rape.
My brother said his scout master said they were having a Sandusky overnite trip next week, should I be worried?
If I stay in Sandusky, Ohio overnite does that mean I had a Sandusky Overnite Experience?
My therapist said the reason I am not sleeping at nite is b/c I must have a had a repressed Sandusky over nite experience when I was younger
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When you're drugged, and something happens to your body that you have no memory of, but definitely happened.
"How was your colonoscopy?"
"I don't know, it was The Bill Cosby Experience... I was awake. Then I wasn't. I woke up. Something was in my ass. But I don't know for certain."
when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.