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The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.
Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.
jk pls :~
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An incorrect fact told by someone who is living in an alternate and false reality. Inspired by White House press secretary Sean Spicer.
"After the break, here what spicer facts the White House press secretary told the American people at today's press conference."
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a person who is unable to apreciate good bull shit or truthiness
The teacher asked me where the guy in my paper came from, and he didn't know, so I told him Paraguay. Then some smart-ass fact nazis in the back corrected me.
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To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.
Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...
Gary Fact Example 1
Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."
Everyone else - "Idiot..."
Example 2
Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."
Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"
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an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child
She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.
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Lies.
The supporters of Donald Trump are routinely bolstered and by the "alternative facts" spread by his cabinet, advisors and confidants.
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A fact that is rejected by society, even though it is often true, nobody cares.
Man 1: "He totally just said a Phil Fact"
Man 2: "Did you tell him to be quiet?"
Man 1: "Yeah I told him to STFU"
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