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when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.
from "con" meaning to trick or deceive
"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."
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Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.
Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".
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Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.
Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
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When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall
He was an epic failure of a man.
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a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born
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Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K
Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.
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Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.
Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
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