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When something is wrong, to the extreme.
"I do not suck at life, you are most definitely false."
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While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.
I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!
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When you walk out to your car in the morning only to realize that your keys are in the upstairs bathroom, so you have to go back.
Why were you late to work this morning? I had a false start.
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A man who claims to be Bob Hope, but isn't.
-Harry Potter:"Hello, I'm Bob Hope".
-Go away, Potter, you're just a false Hope.
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A False Orgasm occurs when a man or a woman has the feeling to sneeze but is unable to do it, so they make a face that looks like they are having an orgasm.
Bob tried to sneeze, but he wasn't able to which caused him to have a False Orgasm.
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Having the wrong understanding of confidence to what other think is practically crazy.
Person 1 : hey, why are you acting weird?
Person 2 : Because I'm confident.
Person 1 : Um yeah okay😐, but I think you have false-confidence
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1. opposite of "true dat"
2. incorrect, blatantly wrong
3. a phrase used to express strong feelings of disagreement
"false dat, there's no contamination in that groundwater!"
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