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To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
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A trend of posing conditions to a masturbation (fap) session. Such as what objects to use, what images/videos to use, how long, what hand, where to end, what to wear, etc. and these decided by the chance of random numbers (roulette) by any number generator, especially the number given to the comment/post in sites such as 4chan.
Damn it! My fap roulette says I have to wear girl panties. If I don't do it, I lose the thrill next time I use the fap roulette. If I do it, bad on it's own terms.
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Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.
Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
Analysing Google new projects such as Google+ social network, Google Faps will probably be the next big porn portal.
Dude, I saw an amazing new gangbang over Rebecca Linares on Google Faps! I'll send it to you as soon as I clean my hands!
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The art of masturbating in a high/semi-high traffic area in your home or in a public area without anyone catching you or being suspicious of anything.
All of a sudden I got really aroused in a public place so I had to ninja fap
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when your at a friends, a relatives, or even your girlfriends and they have to leave the house for some reason and your all alone and you rub one out and when they get back they dont know (sometimes they have a suspicion and look for clues) because u dont leave a stain, tissue and not even the internet history or even a boner when they meet you unexpectly
grannys tried to catch me slippin with her fast hd laptop and her nice guest bedroom with a kleenex box conviently placed on the nightstand but little does she know ima no trace fapper