Send a fax to Canberra

Take a shit.
Pass faecal matter.

Greg: Hey Gaz you coming or not? Hurry the f*#k up.
Gaz: Yeah mate just wait a minute I gotta send a fax to Canberra.

attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.

Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.

faxxed

When a person takes the bait from a parody social media post (such as FAX Sports) and responds as if it is not parody/satire, but actual fact.

"look, Trevor Bauer is signing with Houston!"
"lmao bro you got faxxed."
"huh?"
"you got faxxed, look who posted it."

Ball Fax

Ball faxing is the act of sending a picture of your balls to someone via a fax machine. Originated at Unique Copy Center, New York, this service kept the store in business during the year 2004.

"Hey Larry, lemme do a ball fax to Jenna's machine in New Jersey real quick."
"Alright bud, that'll be $2.99 for two faxes."

group fax

Like group sex in that a fax message is sent to mulitiple recipients, who inturn, reciprocate with their own faxes.

Tina, Kim and I had a great group fax session all week long.

AXE OF FAX

Axe- definition= FAX

"YO. IM AN AXE OF FAX, YO, THE NAME IS WAYNE, MesS WITH MY BUTT, YOU FEEL THE PAIN.

net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.

hey look everyone there's a net on the fax