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Kyle: Damn bro did you see Kelly in those shorts?
Jeff: Man she has FBS bad
Kyle: FBS? Is that an STD?
Jeff: Nah man, fat booty syndrome
Her: hey we should hang out, btw I’m a little chubby.
Him: Yeah I’m down to hang, and yeah no worries I don’t discriminate but FBS?
When Facebook takes over all life and is everyones emotion. Past the point where people literally starting writing on peoples walls and say "lol" out loud when they find something humerous.
Dave- "Hey, I put ILY on your wall yesterday. Didn't you see it?"
Michelle- "What the fuck asshole? It took me an hour to scrub that off. But I did lol about it for a little"
Mitch- "FB takeover"
Follow back often used when you want someone to follow u cause your following them usually for accounts that aren't rinsta's
Hey could u fb on insta?
When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.
Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.
an excuse for not doing work because you're on facebook or distracted by the internet.
I should be writing a paper right now but I'm on my fb break