Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

queen's feast

The act of receiving cunnilingus while eating and watching TV in the bathtub

I gave that bitch the Queen's feast.