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Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.
If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.
The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies
Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"
slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass
i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping
Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.
Look at kingfresh wearing his flat mouths! What an anathema!
When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.
Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach
Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat
When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.
Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor
Woman: oh she’s just going flat
Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).
I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.
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Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
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