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When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.
Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor
Woman: oh she’s just going flat
slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass
i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping
The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".
Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?
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People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
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A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.
State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!
Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).
I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.
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Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
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