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Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
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A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.
"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"
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Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.
pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*
Junkend floats
When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.
Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.
To rent a car
John has a floated car from the Car Dealer
Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.
Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.
a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach
GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !
GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus