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When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool
All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging
Any gear left??
Typically happens in a public school when an old Irish fuck of a teacher who can’t read or spell creates a crossword with a random floater. The clue for the floater is African country.
Can you believe that fucking guy made a crossword with a floater? What a genius!
a sexual act that involves a pinky finger being inserted at a high velocity into the anal cavity.
“Holy shit did you see jim hit me with the pinky floater?”
“Oh my god yes it was so sexy!”
a funny term that is making fun of a tiktok where a boy who said “it’s a floater” when a hot chocolate bomb was floating in milk. the joke was simply not funny yet everyone was laughing. it is also used is tiktok comments when a video is not funny but was trying to be
it’s a floater is used when you find something unfunny when it was meant to be funny
Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job
Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night
Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together
My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run
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