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Can occur on a Sunday evening bust most often Monday through Thursday. Caused by the excess consumption of alcholic beverages the previous evening, resulting in a craptastic hangover the following morning, most certainly resulting in a "sick" call into the office.
Dude, what happened to you yesterday, I didn't see you in the office, are you OK?
I got so shitfaced the other night that I had to call in sick this morning on account of the Beer Flu.
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When it's snows a ton and you call in sick from work to ski the powder snow. i.e. powder day!
I have white flu and will not be at work today.
The tacky discharge found in the gusset and on rancid, infected lips. Can be the result of a queef. Not to be confused with whistling gorilla dribble. That's a whole other orifice.
She had gash flu dribbling down her leg and it stained my chinos......
When a person is up all night watching PornHub. The next day they feel tired and ill.
Hey Dave fancy going for a few drinks tonight? No Mike I was watching PornHub till 4am. Think I have a case of the PornHub Flu.
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When a person behaves as if they are sick to give the appearance of having the flu. In reality this person is not sick but wants others to think they are for some sort of personal gain.
She: Wow, isn't our coworker really sick today, she sounds terrible.
He: Oh no, she is fine.
She: I don't think so did you hear her cough?
He: Yes I did, but it's just the faux flu. She has a big party to attend tonight and is setting up for a sick day tomorrow.
Correct name for the 2020 covid flu.
Did you get your democrat flu shot?
The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.
Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.