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a biiiig chunk of bone covered by hairy skin. this belongs to an obnoxious gurl called brena monica c. she is very mean and has a fat head but no brain and is very uwu cat gurlie she always says uwu so cyuuuuutieeeee all the time being cringe and gets mad at small jokes like a snotnose she is a booger dangling from an old mans butt
omg brena is that u? i cant even see u cuz of that giant foreheaddd
brena : aaaaaaaAaAaAaaa stop making fun of me uwu so ciyuteueue lovely uwuwu im alpha princes corn dog jingi perspn corosna uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
jeez, brena's big forehead has no brain
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Someone broke rule number one.
"Dude, you really just said THAT in public?!" *rubs forehead twice*
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A surprisingly huge forehead vein atop superstar actress Angelina Jolie's forehead. Many scientists have analyzed it and said it resembles Mount Everest. They also have said it comes from having sex with the ridiculously handsome Brad Pitt.
"Yo, you got a bad case of Angelina's forehead vein!"
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What do expect when says that retard?
Damn. Craig got huge ass forehead, he can project a movie on the soma bitch.
A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.
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Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...
Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
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A young woman that may be attractive, but, has children, and therefore, is off limits. A probable date, but has baggage.
I met up with Amy at the bar. I haven't seen her since high school. I would totally do her, but she's cunt high in foreheads.
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