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The place where Sleepy Hollow and Tarrytown stoners and drunks go to "party," look like idiots, and then get caught by the cops.
omg we r sooo cool cuz we go 2 fort jizz and get drunk and get hiiigh even tho we rnt cuz were all a bunchh of stupid highskoll kidz who tink dey r hott shitzz.
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An eye sore town located in Southern Weld County, Colorado. Fort Lupton is a rural community populated largely by migrant field Mexicans and Samalian gang bangers. The town is bare and less than attractive to drive through; much less, live in.
But on a better note, the town does have several good factors going for it. The free medical clinic, mental health facility, abundance of liquor stores, and AA meetings to cancel out said liquor stores are second only to neighboring town, Hudson.
Pedro: Sup Chone, wanna go but some drugs in Fort Lupton?
Gomez: Aight homes, but where do we go for it?
Pedro: We just start knocking on doors, we usually get lucky pretty quick.
Gomez: Let's go!
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The worst school district that has ever existed. Filled to the brim with hicks. They say they smoke weed but it is really 95% tobacco. All the girls there are either transgender or furries. This causes all the guys to become confused and just fuck there cows, because all LeBoeuf students own one. Every student has at least 5 diseases all starting with the letter H. They have an unofficial dress code of jeans, a flannel shirt, and boots.
FLB Student: I got some crazy pussy last night.
Guy: Shut the fuck up you go th Fort LeBoeuf cow pussy doesn’t count.
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What do you think this is? A civic? Hell Naw. That kia forte is a race car.
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Where authority is not recognized.
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
The sorry state one feels of being labeled as a town, or small city outcast.
Poor Thomas must be having a fort dragg day, due to his inability to take a hint and awkward behaviors of looking and checking every and any girl out he inevitably hermeted himself from any healthy female friendship.
A place where rich Asians like to hangout
We need to go to fort lee to meet some asians