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The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.
See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
You should always put your best foot forward.
to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)
Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam
When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!
Expression used to comfort person whose car got destroyed in an accident. Phrase is a combination of four words:
Tovo - misspelled "Toyo", name of the japanese tyre company
Kanjo - Kanjo is a subculture based in Osaka which is centered around Hondas and street racing on one of highway loops.
and forward! - "don't give up and go forward!"
K: Dude I took my Civic for a spin yesterday and yeeted into the fucking guardrail! My Civic is fucking ruined!
C: Mate stop whining! Tovo Kanjo and forward!
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— conforming to, attuned to, or characterized by the latest trends in graphics
Successful branding uses graphic forward designs to reinforce customers' visual memories.
The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Leaning Forward - Often widely used term in the U.S. Military. 🇺🇸 Background ~ *Leaning Forward typically was associated or derived with a particular exercise. The Front Rest Leaning Position or The push-up. "Outfront Of" "strong position" (poised or in an "ahead of schedule position) in a specifically, to get out ahead of / a specific assigned; project, issue, training, or mission. Actually Means - to get "out in front" no prodding. Simply work harder on your own *will/ self motivation.
Hey Master Sergeant Jonh Doe, I'm Leaning Forward on the parking plan and traffic flow plan for the upcoming Basewide Air Show.