Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.

Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.

sester-fourth-cousin

Sester-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and five great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My sester-fourth-cousin is a good person.

Fourth base February

A parody of no nut November, it's where you have to get to forth base with someone every week
Variations includefull fuck February

Another parody of no nut November, I'm gonna fail fourth base February this year.

nifty to the fourth power

something that is totally nifty and really cool.

your necklace is nifty to the fourth power!!!

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fourth meal

After a person's roommate falls asleep, the person inserts his or her genitalia into the sleeping person's mouth. Thus, the meal between dinner and breakfast, fourth meal. (Note:If not performed correctly, this could result in serious complications)

I turned off the light one night and he was snoring super loud.. so I gave him fourth meal and I haven't heard a sound from him since

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Godwin's Fourth Law

Godwin's fourth law is a term created by Godwin fans, not mr. Godwin himself. The term means that the longer you talk with a conservative, the more likely he is to bring cops and soldiers into the discussion, and compare them with the currently debated subject, even if the comparison seems outright impossible or not making any sense at all.

I was talking with John the other day, about these poor abandoned cats at the animal shelter. The guy invoked Godwin's fourth law and said that soldiers aren't treated any better when they come back home. It's hard to understand him sometimes.

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May The Fourth Be With You

A Star Wars geek's favorite holiday

Star Wars geek: Happy May The Fourth Be with you!
Person: They are so annoying, nobody else cares

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