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An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
Irritated, waisted time worrying
Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.
Irritated, waisted time worrying
Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.
A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.
A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!
The act of farting during a rim job and relieving ones self slightly, spraying the face of the person giving the rim job and giving them the appearance of having freckles
She was licking my butthole and I gave her a freckled gorilla
Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe
"You're gay"
"At least I'm not a freckle whore"