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the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.
I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!
When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.
Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”
When you partner sucks a fart out of your ass and you accidently shart. Or you could be a sick fuck and do it on purpose.
Hey Borris, did you lay pipe on that slut amber last night. Na man but she did agree to suck a fart out of my ass. Oh Borris, your a sick fuck. I know man, but the best part is I had just eaten 4 bean boritos, I hate to say it but I was givin freckles.
An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe
"You're gay"
"At least I'm not a freckle whore"